so…….after cleaning up this morning’s unappetizing mess AND changing my clothes to be sure I was clean, I decided to make a cup of coffee. I know, not very exciting. as soon as my coffee was sugared and creamered I promptly dropped it. In slo-mo I watched as the cup hit the counter, bounced off my foot and came to a stop on the kitchen floor. it splattered all its coffee goodness onto the fridge, the oven, the microwave, toaster, blender, dishwasher and all the cupboards in between. if you have a kuerig coffee maker you know you can choose your cup size. of course I had chosen large. this wouldnt have been terrible if I hadnt just finished cleaning up the outside trash and varmit mess. so I scrubbed the kitchen. every nook and cranny. then I changed my clothes. again. after all this I figured I was gonna get my cup of coffee and relax. so I made a second cup. finally….I take my first sip of coffee (it’s like 10am by now). clumps. clumpy creamer. clumpy creamer gone bad. and that, my friends, is how my day began.